By Angela (Aug 14, 2011) (#676)
My favorite piece from Okami gets a kickin' arrangement in Shachimaru's/Orca's Theme (Guitar Cover).
By longhairmike (Aug 15, 2011) (#677)
religious compounds in West Virginia are usually just sects with miners...
By xplojin. (Aug 18, 2011) (#678)
just got a really cool idea for a work of fiction.
ninjas vs. pirates and werewolves vs. vampires have always been longstanding rivalries. but what if we combined them with each other?
which do you think would be cooler: ninja werewolves vs. vampire pirates, or ninja vampires vs. werewolf pirates? I'm leaning on the first one. vampires are more of a western thing, but the Japanese have some kind of similar thing to werewolves. I think. they're at least more Japanese than vampires, comparatively.
let me know what you think.
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By Smeg (Aug 18, 2011) (#679)
xplojin. wrote:
vampires are more of a western thing
What about the Jiang Shi?
By Jodo Kast (Aug 19, 2011) (#680)
Some customers were caught attempting to have sex at my workplace. They were on top of a table and it broke, and the noise attracted the attention of some employees (they watched for a bit, first). They only thing that confused me is why they didn't do it on the carpet after breaking the first table. Reportedly, they got on top of another table.
I had seen both of them earlier in the evening and they were fiercely fondling each other. Although I didn't witness the table breaking, I can believe it. What was their profession? They were sellers of services to apartment complexes, such as carpet cleaning, resurfacing counters, repairing tables...
By longhairmike (Aug 20, 2011) (#681)
when we were first looking at houses,, the real estate agent showed us several places for sale in a nice little secluded area.
when we checked out the first place, the owner was still home and greeted us, "hello there,, i'm theodore, and i'm thooper!" it turned out the house was a bit too small.
so we went on to the 2nd house, where the owner was still home and greeted us, "hello there,, i'm theodore, and i'm thooper too!"... it turned out the house was a little too large.
we made it to the 3rd house and it looked to be nearly everything we wanted,, the owner came in from the back yard and greeted us "hello there, i'm theodore, and i'm thooper-de-duper"
it was at that point i realized i didnt want to live in a gay-ted community..
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By Cedille (Aug 21, 2011) (#682)
Suddenly really wanted to live in the country. Perhaps with Internet it wouldn't be much inconvenient. The only yet biggest problem is the lack of jobs.
By longhairmike (Aug 21, 2011) (#683)
I'm finally conceding that I'm ready for summer to end,, this 115 degree shit is getting to me...
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By rein (Aug 26, 2011) (#684)
I WENT TO THE LOCAL DISCOUNT SUPERSTORE TO STOCK UP ON SUPPLIES FOR IRENE BUT IT HAD BEEN CLEANED OUT SO I BOUGHT SOME WINDSHIELD WIPER FLUID TO DRINK AFTER THE EASTERN SEABOARD ASPLODES *gasp*
By rein (Aug 26, 2011) (#685)
Edit: I clicked "submit" exactly once, so I don't know why I double-posted.
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By Carl (Aug 29, 2011) (#686)
Cedille wrote:
Suddenly really wanted to live in the country. Perhaps with Internet it wouldn't be much inconvenient. The only yet biggest problem is the lack of jobs.
Yes, I agree about the lack of jobs. Living in the countryside would be quite nice if you could actually earn income while out in the woods....
My grandparent's farm has huge acres of land up in Minnesota, but the nearest town only has a population of like 200 people, so zero growth.
By longhairmike (Sep 09, 2011) (#687)
i was a chocoholic for many years.. it wasnt until i started eating the erasers too, that i finally decided to get professional help < /end joke >
< begin afterthoughts> spending endless afternoons out at the playgrounds,, searching for abandoned hopscotch games to lick...
By Jodo Kast (Sep 10, 2011) (#688)
I need to get rid of my car and my body. Too damned expensive...
By Smeg (Sep 10, 2011) (#689)
Jodo Kast wrote:
I need to get rid of my car and my body. Too damned expensive...
Just use the best parts of one to replace the worst parts of the other.
By longhairmike (Sep 10, 2011) (#690)
i spent 3 hours riding south mountain this morning. these trails will kick your ass.
http://i806.photobucket.com/albums/yy34 … CN1527.jpg
By longhairmike (Sep 26, 2011) (#691)
coming this fall,, John Schneider stars in a thrilling workplace drama about the dangers encountered by employees at a wastewater treatment plant.. The Hazard of Dooks
By longhairmike (Oct 10, 2011) (#692)
i quit my job at General Mills Cereal as the quality control manager in charge of consistency in baking. I just got sick of turning trix for a living
By longhairmike (Oct 15, 2011) (#693)
for 2012, the IRS is making a change that will allow those who raise waterfowl to reduce their taxable income.
the new provision is called the Howard Deduction...
(i'm trying really really really hard to resist explaining this one,, but i know those of you over 30 will get it...)
By Smeg (Oct 15, 2011) (#694)
Lea Thompson was totally going to f--- a duck.
By Dragon God (Oct 15, 2011) (#695)
They had scorpion-like aliens in that movie. Despite being critically panned, it's one of those "so bad it's actually awesome" '80s movies in my book 
By Idolores (Oct 16, 2011) (#696)
longhairmike wrote:
i quit my job at General Mills Cereal as the quality control manager in charge of consistency in baking. I just got sick of turning trix for a living
Hahahahahahahahahaha!
I don't get it.
By vert1 (Oct 16, 2011) (#697)
I don't really like Lady Gaga but her performance for President Clinton was pretty good. The outro ('Government Hooker') was dope stuff.
By Ashley Winchester (Oct 24, 2011) (#698)
Is it just me, or am I the only one who gets sick of people who feel the need to share their "boozin' stories" with anyone within an earshot? I'm sorry, I guess I never soed my wild oats or something, I'm just not (or have ever been) that big on alcohol. I just don't care how many someone downed last night or what they used to lube up their bovine playmates in the sack.
By TerraEpon (Oct 24, 2011) (#699)
Idolores wrote:
longhairmike wrote:
i quit my job at General Mills Cereal as the quality control manager in charge of consistency in baking. I just got sick of turning trix for a living
Hahahahahahahahahaha!
I don't get it.
If you're serious....
"Turning tricks" is slang for what a hooker does.
And of course, "Trix" is the name of a cereal made by General Mills.
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By Cedille (Oct 29, 2011) (#700)
I finally started to use Ever Note and I should have much earlier...