just got a really cool idea for a work of fiction.
ninjas vs. pirates and werewolves vs. vampires have always been longstanding rivalries. but what if we combined them with each other?
which do you think would be cooler: ninja werewolves vs. vampire pirates, or ninja vampires vs. werewolf pirates? I'm leaning on the first one. vampires are more of a western thing, but the Japanese have some kind of similar thing to werewolves. I think. they're at least more Japanese than vampires, comparatively.
let me know what you think.
Last edited by xplojin. (Aug 18, 2011)
Some customers were caught attempting to have sex at my workplace. They were on top of a table and it broke, and the noise attracted the attention of some employees (they watched for a bit, first). They only thing that confused me is why they didn't do it on the carpet after breaking the first table. Reportedly, they got on top of another table.
I had seen both of them earlier in the evening and they were fiercely fondling each other. Although I didn't witness the table breaking, I can believe it. What was their profession? They were sellers of services to apartment complexes, such as carpet cleaning, resurfacing counters, repairing tables...
when we were first looking at houses,, the real estate agent showed us several places for sale in a nice little secluded area.
when we checked out the first place, the owner was still home and greeted us, "hello there,, i'm theodore, and i'm thooper!" it turned out the house was a bit too small.
so we went on to the 2nd house, where the owner was still home and greeted us, "hello there,, i'm theodore, and i'm thooper too!"... it turned out the house was a little too large.
we made it to the 3rd house and it looked to be nearly everything we wanted,, the owner came in from the back yard and greeted us "hello there, i'm theodore, and i'm thooper-de-duper"
it was at that point i realized i didnt want to live in a gay-ted community..
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Suddenly really wanted to live in the country. Perhaps with Internet it wouldn't be much inconvenient. The only yet biggest problem is the lack of jobs.
Yes, I agree about the lack of jobs. Living in the countryside would be quite nice if you could actually earn income while out in the woods....
My grandparent's farm has huge acres of land up in Minnesota, but the nearest town only has a population of like 200 people, so zero growth.
i was a chocoholic for many years.. it wasnt until i started eating the erasers too, that i finally decided to get professional help < /end joke >
< begin afterthoughts> spending endless afternoons out at the playgrounds,, searching for abandoned hopscotch games to lick...
i spent 3 hours riding south mountain this morning. these trails will kick your ass.
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for 2012, the IRS is making a change that will allow those who raise waterfowl to reduce their taxable income.
the new provision is called the Howard Deduction...
(i'm trying really really really hard to resist explaining this one,, but i know those of you over 30 will get it...)
Is it just me, or am I the only one who gets sick of people who feel the need to share their "boozin' stories" with anyone within an earshot? I'm sorry, I guess I never soed my wild oats or something, I'm just not (or have ever been) that big on alcohol. I just don't care how many someone downed last night or what they used to lube up their bovine playmates in the sack.
i quit my job at General Mills Cereal as the quality control manager in charge of consistency in baking. I just got sick of turning trix for a living
I don't get it.
If you're serious....
"Turning tricks" is slang for what a hooker does.
And of course, "Trix" is the name of a cereal made by General Mills.
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